Princess Quest | Final Scorpion Exclusive

Disclaimer: This article is a work of satire. No princesses, scorpions, or fighting game mechanics were harmed in the writing of this blog post. But if a publisher is reading this... the idea is free. You know where to find me.

Is Princess Quest Final Scorpion Exclusive a good game? We will never know. Because 95% of the copies are currently sitting in a climate-controlled storage unit in Nebraska, wrapped in three layers of plastic, never to be opened. princess quest final scorpion exclusive

The "Scorpion Exclusive" is not a product. It is a modern art piece about capitalism, nostalgia, and the human desire to own the thing that others cannot have. It is the sting you feel when you realize you bought the standard digital edition. Disclaimer: This article is a work of satire