"So he texted good morning at 5 AM. Bihari time hai, subah 5 baje ka matlab neend nahi aayi ya uski neend meri wajah se udd gayi? Anyway, I replied 'He Ram' instead of 'Hey'. Maine romance ko sanskaar mein convert kar diya. Is this toxic? UPD: Still waiting for the proposal. Usey pata hai papa revolver rakhte hain."