Date Everything Here

, is taking "love where you live" to a literal—and hilarious—new level. It’s a sandbox dating simulator where, thanks to a pair of magical "Dateviator" glasses, every household object in your home transforms into a fully-voiced, dateable persona. The Premise: D.A.T.E. Your Decor

Use a permanent marker to write the opening date on every container. Do this for condiments, medications, skincare serums, and cleaning supplies. A yogurt tub in the fridge gets a piece of tape with 5/20 . A bottle of shampoo gets Opened: Mar 2025 . date everything

Are you ready to date everything? Or… has everything already been dating you? , is taking "love where you live" to

: The developers at Sassy Chap Games actively monitor the Report a Problem sub-forum on Steam. Your Decor Use a permanent marker to write

: Each character is tied to one of five personality traits: Smarts, Poise, Empathy, Charm, or Sass . Earning "SPECS points" through relationship endings is required to unlock new dialogue and eventually "Realize" objects into humans.